Why i hate sleeves

One day i was walking to the mall, then Oprah appeared and she said

"Yo you want some crack?" in a manly voice. I was scared, so scared i crapped my pants. Oprah looked at me like i was a child, ironically i was only 12 so that would make sense. But out of nowhere a duck man appeared name Howard and yelled. "I want to touch you're face or ill die in my pants with no saliva to slip inside of you."

I was scared, so scared i crapped pants again. i screamed, cried a little bit then a lot of bit. Howard came closer and touched my face then took his leg stumps and shoved them in my mouth, now i'm dead the end.
Fuck oprah.